i’m your pretty average female. i like shoes, i love bags, i wear makeup and i paint my nails.

i joke about everything. i strive on being sarcastic and have gotten myself out of pretty tricky situations. situations that have arosen out of my stupid need to be sarcastic all the time.

i’m happy most of the time. i never get angry, unless there’s an extremely good reason for it. i like my job, but i wouldn’t mind finding something a bit more challenging. and i’m addicted to my computer.

i just rolled on over into the life of a thirty-something. you would think that would constitute into something exciting, but nope … it’s just me, the same old me. i still go to work every morning. i still have all the same friends. i still have to eat, go to the bathroom, shave my legs, and do laundry.

recently, i’ve become the mother of two adorable boys.